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By iTeresa

10 Things to Ponder for 2007

10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

9 - Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6 - Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in the hospital dying of nothing

4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:


We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.

**Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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